Let's Just Cut them off from the Outside World Now.

How ever do kids pick up on things that you didn't even know they were exposed to?

All of a sudden Ellie is running around saying "I kissed a girl and I like it." Never to be outdone, Jack naturally replies with "I kissed a boy and I like it." I tried to convince them it was "I kicked the dog and I liked it." No takers on that one. Not even Jack. I know, right?

So today we are driving in the car listening to Radio Disney (no girl on girl songs there I tell ya). Ellie tells Jack that she likes the Jonas Brother, Miley Cyrus and Demi Lavato.

Jack tells her that she should not like them because "they are drunk drivers." What??? Ellie defended her teen idols by explaining to him that they don't even drink beer." Jacks reply? "Dude, they drunk drive."

I think we need the itsy bitsy spider back on our water spout, pronto.

(on a side note, while typing this I told Jack he could not have another Popsicle. In his whining disappointment he asked "What kind of woman are you?")

Did I mention that school starts next Tuesday? Go ahead, rate my level of joy.

Are you ready?!??!

Tuesday, September 2, 2008.

Mark your calendar, bitches, 90210 is BACK!!

I am so overjoyed I could pee myself. Kelly's back, Brenda's Back. There are rumors of the return of Brendan and Dylan. Oh please tell me there will be a Peach Pit.

Now only if I lived close to my girls, we could resume our 90210 parties! Best day ever I tell you, best day ever!