I guess I won't say that anymore

Uggggg....I hate tattling. It really gets on my nerves. Ellie and Jack love to bicker with each other. In fact, I think they thrive on it. Well, Jack does anyways. He is very good at getting under his sister's skin and then doing his best to stay there.

So, naturally, as a result of them going at it all the time, I hear a LOT of tattling. My canned response is usually, "Do you need a Dr? Should we go to the hospital? Are you going to live? Well, then you are fine."

So, I'm driving Jack and his little buddy, Hayden, home from preschool the other day. Jack had something of Haydens that he wanted back. So, Jack tossed it over to Hayden. Apparently, Hayden thought the proper thing to do would have been for Jack to hand it to him, so pretty soon I get, "Juuuuuuuuuuulie, Jack threw that at me."

Next thing I hear is, "Do you need a doctor? Do you need surgery? Do you have a nail coming out of your head (I have yet to use that one...)? No? Well then you are fine."

Nothing I could do but just turn the radio up to drown out my laughter.

Gotta love that little turkey.